{"product_id":"oil-roller-what-the-actual-fuck-10ml","title":"Oil Roller - What The Actual Fuck 10ml","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor when life’s kicked you in the tits, roll this on and remember to breathe, b*tch, breathe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e10ml (approx 1-3 rolls per day for 3 months)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade in Australia\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% natural, no crap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEverything’s gone to shit. The house looks like it was robbed by raccoons. You just yelled “COME AT ME BRO!” at a pile of unfolded laundry. And you’ve strongly considered just… disappearing. Like, fully. New name, new town, no forwarding address. Time to call in the big guns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot your grandma’s floral, WTAF is here to talk your nervous system down off the ledge for when you’re giving ‘don’t fuck with me’ vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRoll it onto your pulse points and give yourself a floral ctrl+alt+delete before tomorrow fucks with you again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. Roll onto pulse points: wrists, temples, chest, wherever you store your stress.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2. Inhale. Exhale. Carry on like the resilient little badass you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCoconut Oil, Nerolina \u0026amp; Ylang Ylang 100% Pure Essential Oils\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Salty Vibes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53864854389041,"sku":"38239","price":28.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0060\/4582\/7170\/files\/salty-vibes-perfume-oil-roller-what-the-actual-fuck-10ml-1233012344.png?v=1776658716","url":"https:\/\/arborystore.com.au\/products\/oil-roller-what-the-actual-fuck-10ml","provider":"Arbory Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}